Geoff Shreeves vs Twitter

When I came home from bridge on Tuesday night Twitter was aflutter over remarks made by Geoff Shreeves to Islanovic during the post-match interview. Here is a video clip mixing it with The Simpsons' episode where Lisa dates Ralph:



Quotes after the jump:

 From The Mirror's excellent tweet-my-goal column, such as the following:

Geoff Shreeves queuing up outside primary schools to tell kids their goldfish has died

And ... 

Geoff Shreeves, coming to a Grotto near you, to tell kids Santa isn't real.

Lee Westwood even got in on the action by tweeting:

Geoff Shreeves has just been on the phone telling me I've never won a major!

and retweeting:

Geoff Shreeves is in the Barca dressing room informing each player individually that they won't be playing in the final